Wish I was 16, so instead decided to live like I was...

Life is so much better living it rather than writing and thinking about it. I'm happier by the moment.

Priceless quotes of the days:

When watching death scene of Moulin Rouge: Conversation between myself (m) --22 yr old college graduate--and my newley aquired 14 yr old girl friend, Clare (c) and my baby sister (s):

C: "What disease does she have?"

S: "Consumption"

C: "What's That?"

S: "Its basically anything. They didn't know what it was back in the day, so they just called it consumption."

M: "It was probably an STD. You know she is a whore, so she's exposed to alot of germs in her line of work"

C: "Ewe thats right she slept with guys, huh?"

M: "Alot of guys. And you know, every girl that each one of those guys slept with, slept with other guys,...(so on and so forth)....thats alot of people sleeping around."

C:  "Ewe so she slept with all kinds of girls. So if I  kissed a guy that has kissed skanks like ________, it's like I kissed her. Hey I'm a lesbian"

S: "EWE...you kissed __________. Being a lesbian is kool, but have taste"

C: "That IS gross. So when you have to much sex you die?"

M: "See the moral of the story is, sleep around, get consumption and die."

Speaking of alternative life styles:

Quotes from Queer Eye for the Straight guy: ("Gays helping Gays" episode)

"I have some bad news for you, Lesbians have invaded your closet and have left you with only FLEECE"

(NEED to DO WORK, been having so much fun i've forgotten I have work!!!!ahhh)