Some light humor from my step mom

Subject: FW: REQUESTING A RAISE

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.


Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the administration rejects
your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often found visiting other locations.

You lack initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering, and exiting, the workplace
carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management

So maybe all guys aren't predatory. Maybe not all guys aren't unreliable. Not that I wasn't prepared to declare both with
minor exception 5 minutes ago--But, leave it to a decent guy to prove me wrong and provide me escort while I visit the capital
city of Texas and see my cousin married. Truly shocking. and all and all a pretty great guy. Tall, dark, and handsome
compliments my dress so well. Lol. Well, all and all uplifting. Other angels include my Marine in Wyoming who simply wanted to
make me laugh. and Tm'd me till i did. My girls- who tiredlessly pursued the perfect shoe with me.(love to my sisters in Wa.)
And ofcourse as highlight of how much i mean to others my "14 yr old boyfriend" now 15 called me "the stuff." lol. when
prompted he explained further... "The stuff. you're the cheese in a cheese sandwich.
Without you it just can't happen."
Needless to say, i'm utterly touched to be compared to cheese--in a sandwich... :)
As a solid reminder that i'm doing okay, was my hurt when He got to busy as usual to come over for dinner and meet my sisters.
As i explained to Him, i've come to expect it from Him. *SIGH* at least i still have emotions right?

Summer school has begun. and aside from my cruel awakening into summer, all and all It's going okay. friends are being
Supportive and i'm about a weekend from being back to my good old party self.
One more wedding of the summer, then the dresses can go to the closet.
Maybe i'll actually post a picture. lol. maybe not.
Time for a nap.

i know i'm quiet. but i'm doing better now. thanks for the calls, text, or IM's. it means a lot. luv you, me.

I'm a strong believer in a girls ability to say No. For the first time in a long time I was reminded of a scary reality that
sometimes it just doesn't matter.
I've never held a moment in such pain. I'm suddenly so filled with appreciation for Someone as he slept on a couch just 24
hours before a lesser would try -too forcefully- to stay in my bed. *Sigh* I know i had the right to tell him to leave.
I know he was just probably drunk and didn't get it when i reiterated No...But the girl from a year ago is saying the same
lines from then to justify acceptance of yet another unchangeable situation. "It could have been worse.,""He could have hurt
hurt you,""Its over now so just pretend like you're not scared," -The woman i am today is ready to kick that girls ass. My ex
had no right then, this guy had no right tonight.
You live you learn. you take self defence.
In a simple text the ass wrote: "U suck." hmmm. and here i thought it was guys that tried to force girls into unwanted
behavior were the ones that "sucked."--You know if the ass hadn't wrote that i might had thought it was me... but no.
Just inner tuition trying to protect me.
I keep reminding myself. they're not all bad. after all, just last night proved there is at least one decent man

Wow. 3 men online. and i'm sacred to talk to all three. hmmm. well. no time like the present to get over that. ;-)
Okay. hmmm. all is quiet tonight. well. can't say i didn't try. the mysteries of the illuminate await. ps. i'm totally digging
Angels and Demons by Dan Brown.

Only in EP could the following be so cute: Nel pastel. Todo dumb. and Este way.
My trip has been successful thus far as I have recieved enough cash flow to counter my expenses to come down. In particular,
my mothers generous gift purchase of "The Ugliest Dress." But once on she too agreed "That's it." and it had to be bought.
As my #3 said, "It's pretty good when you can make an ugly dress look awesome."
Which speaking of, HAPPY BIRTHDAY P!!! My favorite 3 in the whole world. :)
Yawn. i'm up way to early on my "Vacation." --prophet wrote from overseas. being in the Navy he's confined to his sub in the
Atlantic. boo. very sad. he wanted the update. So per request...HE and I had "the talk." yeah. I'm pending the outcome upon
my arrival. Will I or won't I have a serious relationship. Since it depends on Him, I'm say there are 9:10 odds on me staying single. meaning Miss Me will be riding out my last adventures of summer and perhaps retire into the sunset with a good book
And contentment that "I still got it."
Sound slightly depressing? well, perhaps. However, I think I have hit a point in which respect for self has become far more
Crucial then proving i have plans on a saturday evening. maybe i'm getting old. maybe i'm growing up. who knows maybe this is
just down time I've been needing? all i know is that i have the easiest year of my life coming up. money will be flowing in,
school will be a breeze, lambda-ness will only obligate me to the extent of writing a check...Yeah, all and all, a good year
lies ahead. The only thing that lays unsettled is the question of being chill with someone or being chill alone. either way,
I'm looking forward to it.
now i shall relax to enjoy more of this time "Away."