Fallin' into Place

So...I have some rants, some raves, and some advice:
1) As the Recessionista that I am, I've decided people should be well aware of some things they should and shouldn't spend their money on,
DO... Spend your money on....
  • A good razor. Both I and a GF have some beautiful knicks....simply put. OUCH!
  • A good wax job. Yeah, I said it. After going back to shaving in an emergency bathing suit situation, I decided, never again. YEAH, not worth it. And don't think you can save money by going to a wam-bam-25 dollar place either. Pay the full 35 Sister. Love yourself, and He will thank you later.
  • Good detergent. Really. Clean is not always clean.
  • Good Hair Care Products, Facial Cleansers, etc. There is a difference. But hey, your look...
  • Good Toilet Paper....You know, when I'm in someone's bathroom, I notice these things. I know you do too.
With that. DONT SPEND YOUR MONEY on....
  • Designer Labels...at least not until they go on sale. Really, you can wait till Friday. And no one knows you got it at Ross or TJMax or where-ever...unless they're their with you, and TRUST, she's not telling anyone.
  • Anti-bacterial "brand name products"-really I know swine flu is everywhere, but the 99 cent brand of anti-whatever goop is the same as the name brand stuff. REALLY people, it's alcohol in a water based lubricant. Get over it.
  • Smelly plug in the wall stuff. Same deal as above. Smelly stuff in wax or melted oil. No one cares as long as it works.
  • Name brand bleach. Like really. Bleach is bleach.
Thats all on that. Things I've noted.

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New Topic: So I've started Dating....
Yeah yeah yeah, thanks to Jazzy's suggestion, I finally decided to put myself out there and start saying yes to coffee and no to the bar scene "let me take you to breakfast" lines....So...in sum. I'm dating. Like Michigan makes fun of me because I meet guys randomly (say at a CVS picking out gummie bears) or off Craigslist because someone had a concert ticket....
but...point is. I am "dating." Like a "good girl." Well, like a very bored girl....WHICH now...the boredom has ended BECAUSE....
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New Topic: I got a Job. Two in fact.
One. Working as a 501-c3 "consultant" -Jaz is right, the term consultant is a catch all. and Two. As a "research assistant" to my martian professor. Who btw, Amjur Queen swears I am sleeping with (WHICH IM NOT) --jeeze
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So...Things are falling into place AND I'm fallin right along with them. Quick summary on the "Cast" of my Universe as it currently stands (haven't done the cast update in a while)
CAST (in order of appearance or as I remember)
  • Michigan-is back in the Middle of Everything, and alas, still single although homeboy got play last I heard. (woot woot!) I can say that, cause I know he never reads this...
  • My Niles-visited last weekend. And may I say, Adult Slumber PArties are the best. I am a total convert, and Will be throwing at least, AT LEAST two slumber parties this summer once I'm moved....In sum though, his trip was everything I've missed, needed, and wanted for the 12 years I've known him....I do love you. (Warm Cambell's mmm mmm good feeling)
  • Jazzy- is back! Yay! She keeps me sane, and grounded, and good. Like a private mom.
  • Amjur Queen- is working, Like me-and has thus disappeared--like me, lol.
Hmmm, Maybe some of ya'll wanna know....Yes,
  • The 3L Finally started emailing me again. and I'm happy, because despite the mixed signals, I did like the guy...
Speaking of, there's been a re-emergence of another "guy"--
  • The guy I want to go to Africa with--hot, white boy roommate...yeah, he emailed....I should respond to that....So cute, and he cooks eggs.... I'm so easy to please
I have officially ditched the Italian, which if you didn't know about him, well, that just shows how insignificant he was. (look, no bullet even)
  • My Entourage, was just over the other day...and totally spoiled a coffee date I was on. It was priceless. We got him a new apartment, then we looked at my new phone..
  • Speaking of. The New G1. Yeah. I love it. (That is all....)
Hmmm. Some new guys.....
  • The Salesman. we'll see.
  • The Attorney. we'll see.
  • The Ethnic food Guy....pretty damn perfect....we'll see. and then,
  • there's This guy with a Brain.....
And,....Yeah, I know you're reading this...You know I'm dating. So shhh, no lip. I'll stop dating when someone loves me enough to buy me purple roses and blue flowers, my own copy of war and peace, or hell just treats me like I'm first. Until then...well, I gotta love me, and damn it, I'm worth coffee.
  • Finally, Someone-is coming to NY...I'm thinking I'm invited. I'm thinking I'm going if I am.
Wasn't that Long? Wasn't that way more than you cared to know? See why I don't write all the time....and BTW. NEW COMERS....I know you're out there....stalker. :) .... Read the Disclaimers. No whining. There's no crying in baseball.
  • Which btw....love to my TX crush, and my BFF J. Who also never reads this. :)

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