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Saturday, January 28, 2006

 

Booooo on Doctors

So I have this headache that wont go away...

the doctor does her thing...open your mouth, roll your neck, diets, meds, blah....

She tells me I'm "stressed," I laugh. Um I'm in grad school. I run a national campaign for my organization, and I teach 6 and 7 years...Are you kidding I'm not stressed, I'm LIVING!

Anywhoo....I say "the headache" she says "Ibprophen"

No computer, reading, or exposure to loudness....

WOW--I'm so glad I live in the world....

I'll be vegging out and "de-stressing" this weekend :-)

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Dr. Vinyl

screw that doctor! what you really need is to just get out party your ass off and unwind! go see a live show, watch a good movie, and above all get laid! your headaches will go away.

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Mandy

Thanks Doc...

Your prescription worked well

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Thursday, March 08, 2007

Every Woman Should Know
Category: Writing and Poetry

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....

Enough money within her control to move out

And rent a place of her own even if she never wants

To or needs to...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....

Something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her

Dreams wants to see her in an hour...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .

a youthshe's content to leave behind....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....

a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to

Retelling it in her old age....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....

a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black

Lace bra...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .

One friend who always makes her laugh... And one who

Lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..

a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone

Else in her family...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....

Eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a

Recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....

a feeling of control over her destiny...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

How to fall in love without losing herself..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

HOW TO QUIT A JOB,

BREAK UP WITH A LOVER,

AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

When to try harder... And WHEN TO WALK AWAY...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

That she can't change the length of her calves,

The width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

That her childhood may not have been perfect...but its

Over...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

What she would and wouldn't do for love or more...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

How to live alone... Even if she doesn't like it...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

Whom she can trust,

Whom she can't,

And why she shouldn't

Take it personally...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

Where to go...

Be it to her best friend's kitchen table...

Or a charming inn in the woods...

When her soul needs soothing...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

What she can and can't accomplish in a day...

a month...and a year...

 MAYA ANGELOU

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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

I paid money for that....
Current mood: Eveything feels better than yesterday

So...Last checked I was sick....Doc says I'm stressed. Doc says relax...I tell her, well I'm a teacher, the kids have had the flu and strep... "Can ya test me just to be sure?"...

Her response "I don't think it's necessary, but its your money."

Okay....So I go home thinking, it's all in my head. that i need to relax. So I do. I veg. I forget all my plans for the weekend,....(namely because I'm exhausted!!!!) So I think I'll rest....but I'll be better right? WRONG!

I go to work on Monday feeling like death ran me over with a 4x4 and then reversed over my weak body to scoff at me when I didn't die....

Doctor calls me at work on Monday after lunch...."Feeling better"--"Not really"

"Um...yeah, you should be at home...you have strep throat...I'll write you a prescription"

GRRRRRRRRR......SEE PEOPLE. I don't make it up. I really was sick...now aren't you glad I didn't expose you???

So, anywhooo.,...today I'm taking the day off. Drinking O.J.Doing the Dishes. cleaning my room. Watching way toooooooo much MTV and Style network.

My loved ones say to take a nap, but guess what...with anti-biotics in my sytem I actually feel like I can live past tommorrow.  YAY!

k--thats all. Hope everyone is enjoying their days.

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Friday, January 13, 2006

Too Funny
Current mood: amused

So, I'll probably get kicked off for this...but c'mon. Sense of humor at its best.... Something to consider when posting pictures....hmmmmm....

http://www.myspaceisgay.com/

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Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy New Year to me....
Current mood: content

Blog as usual...Letters to No One

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Saturday, March 11, 2006

In 5 days....
Category: School, College, Greek

In 5 days I'll either be super cool or super un-cool...

I'm pretty sure thats how it'll go.

Why? oh why? because I will be in New Jersey...throwing the biggest most expensive party of my life....and yeah...since I'm like the hostest with the mostest...responsibility..as to its success, etc...I'm kinda nervous....

For those of you who dont know me...I'm in a sorority. (Don't judge...yet!) Its like a good one...I promise...anyways....

As Someone I know would say, "I'm kinda a big deal"---at least on March 18th, I will be-- or i'll pretend to be....

Ever get that "Fake it till you make it," mentality?

Heres hoping it works...

Yeah. So this isn't a coherrent blog for anyone that doesn't know me...or doesn't read my other "real blog" but if you have questions. I'm honest, so I'll answer.

Hope your weekends less productive than mine!

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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

I am....
Current mood: accomplished

So I have recieved many great and awe inspiring answers to my "I am" bulletein...

Thanks a plenty... the paper went well....In an unfortunate turn of events my plans to see the Elusive "Matt Jones" (on my friends list for times and shows) is once again trumped by fate....perhaps I am not ment to listen to the magical tones of an acoustic guitar???

 

doubtful...but because I couldn't help it...nor get the song out of my head from hearing it in the car....one of many of my lyrical responses to my "I am _______" question.

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You think that I go home at night
Take off my clothes, turn out the lights
But I burn letters that I write
To you, to make you love me

Yeah, I drive naked through the park
And run the stop sign in the dark
Stand in the street, yell out my heart
To make, to make you love me

I am extraordinary, if you'd ever get to know me
I am extraordinary, I am just your ordinary
Average every day sane psycho
Supergoddess
Average every day sane psycho


You may not believe in me
But I believe in you
So I still take the trash out
Does that make me too normal for you?

So dig a little deeper, cause
You still don't get it yet
See me lickin' my lips, need a primitive fix
And I'll make, I'll make you love me

I am extraordinary, if you'd ever get to know me
I am extraordinary, I am just your ordinary
Average every day sane psycho
Supergoddess
Average every day sane psycho
Supergoddess

See me jump through hoops for you
You stand there watching me performing
What exactly do you do?
Have you ever thought it's you that's boring?
Who the hell are you?

I am extraordinary, if you'd ever get to know me
I am extraordinary, I am just your ordinary
Average every day sane psycho
Supergoddess
Average every day sane psycho

Average every day sane psycho
Supergoddess
Average every day sane psycho

Average every day sane psycho
Supergoddess
Average every day sane psycho

Average every day sane psycho

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Thursday, April 12, 2007

21
Current mood: cheerful

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their

conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you

want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't

have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only

way to live life completely.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name = calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile

and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great

risk.

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others;

and responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to

correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your

voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

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Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Daily Rules from God for 2007

Daily Rules from God for 2007
1. Wake Up!! ..Decide to have a good day. "Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it." Psalms 118:24
2.
Dress Up!! ..The best way to dress up is to put on a smile. A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. "The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at outward appearance; but the Lord looks at the heart." I Samuel 16:7
3. Shut Up!!.. Say nice things and learn to listen. God gave us two ears and one mouth, so He must have meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking. "He who guards his lips guards his soul." Proverbs 13:3

4
. Stand Up!!... For what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything.. "Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time, we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good..." Galatians 6:9-10
5.
Look Up!!... ..To the Lord.
"I can do everything through Christ who strengthens me."
Philippians 4:13

6.
Reach Up!!... ..For something higher. "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not unto your own understanding.  In all your ways, acknowledge Him, And He will direct your path."
Proverbs 3:5-6
7.
Lift Up!!... ..Your Prayers.
"Do not worry about anything; instead PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING."
Philippians 4:6

Send this to the people you care about.
I thought this was mighty special, just like you.
Pass this on and brighten someone's day, and remember:

God answers Knee-Mail.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Who's the new Top 4...

As promised: I'm trying to change up my top favorited........

So In Position Numero Uno: Is Sexy Hotline opperator,  Lusiousssss.....aka my Sister Cool Beans. ANd dare any of you creeps talk to her I'll find you and then tell the big strong guys I live with to kick your butt!!!!

In Position Number Dos: Is My Baby Dora.... and very hot mama. These girls are seriously Family to me already, and I miss them all dearly.....Hugs and kisses ya'll. Come back and rescue me!!!!

In Position 3 is My other very sexy and super talented Sister. USC or Stanford.....oh wait....UT Austin baby!!!! She'll be rocking that burnt orange soon. Boyz don't stand a chance. So Go for it, she'll knock you down herself,....and if that doesn't work, theres my brother looking down a barrel.....hmmmm. Yeah, don't go there.

Finally, in position 4, is my very sweet and very underage boyfriend....Okay he's not really my boyfriend,  but he was totally awesome when I stayed in TX and will be a great guy to any girl lucky enough to have him....(See kid looking out for you ;-))

Anyways, rumor has it that I may beback  in God's country this summer...only an hour outside of Austin, so maybe ya'll can keep me posted!!!!

Love you my top four, and besitos to all ya'll reading out there in my little universe!

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