Meetings, mom, and the "Girl World"

5 hours and 48 minutes later, I am done with a National Meeting.
So what did I do in my 5 hours and 48 minutes, well, I listened intently ofcourse, but while my call got dropped 13 times!!!! I decided to look at hotel and travel accomodations for me and C this Spring Break.

IS it going to happen? probably not, but taking my Stepmom's advice, why give up right?--BTW, What's up mom?!?!?!?!

For the El Paso Crew, all who know my step mom, we all know, she's one cool lady. Hence, no real surprise why she would be cool enough to submit her thoughts on her "eldest" daughters random, and still "so-called" life.

Especially in the arena's of love and quite bluntly lust....

Some background for those of you who don't know this woman....

Met her when I was like what 9? Despite random disagreements, and all and all teenage stuff, I think we both just loved my dad and just have the jealous woman syndrome when it comes down to it and have since learned to share.

But why she's cool....

"mom" introduced me to the "wine cooler"--I was 14. I worked till midnight, and as she put it, "hey you work like an adult, you get the privaleges of an adult"

"mom", saw me and dad from about 15 to 22 get rather trashed, and was still cool enough not only to love us both, but get us menudo in the morning despite her own predictable hang over.

"mom" has known about every guy I've hooked up with since I moved to the 505 and those she doesn't know about, well--lets put it this way, she said, at 14-- "I think you're smart and beautiful" then we went and got the pill.

"mom"--lets face it is a MILF. (well not me for me personally, because thats gross, but  I mean, c'mon, but yeah, She's hot.)

"mom" let me throw whip-cream parties, and stayed in her room as keys were collected, and "refreshments" were drank. (Responsibly, and I've always agreed--We were going to do it anyways, at least she knew what we were drinking because she bought it)
"mom" never ratted on me to dad, despite her probably knowing most of what I was doing or rather, who....
Well, best quotes from "mom":
After painful events, "Your own father doesn't hit you, no other man has the right to"
After the random circulation from my own biological mother of my Sexual Preferance came into question, "I don't care if you like men or women, they just better treat you right----- and if they have money all the better"
After telling her about Mr. Someone, my (now correct) assumptions of him having a girlfriend and me being "the other woman"-- she questioned:
"Was he better than????" -- yes
"Do you care?" -- no
"then have your fun"--okay

After telling her about HIM--lol, "I knew it"

She reminds me of the mom from Mean Girls, but not so dumb.

Anyways, she's a cool gal. A real good friend, and I'm glad to have her as a reader, like EVERONE ELSE mom, the rules apply to you too (see previous entry re: rules). Don't know long you've been reading-- but I hope you find it as amusing as everyone else.

So a select few have had the privaledge of meeting this chica, in particuliar I remember my first night ever at "The boy in blue" and seeing a familiar face (now in alaska,). When they asked if he knew me I believe he stated, "Who Zuby?--that was the first party I ever got trashed at, and ended up staying the night at her parents place--" Yeah, good times.

BTW, for my boys in blue, shall any of you ever stumble upon, or simply for those of you whho might relay the msg: I miss you guys....divorce sucks, you always seem to loose more than the spouse.
But Rush because you can, and do a damn good job like you always do...this sorority girl might be growing up, but if there's a party you know you're always VIP, always MY welcomed guest, and it's harder to stay away then ya'll might think ;-)

Speaking of Sorority-ness, I just met the nicest GIRL! she's from the "pretty house"--and we all know that one, so naturally, i thought she'd hate me. But maybe because like most "frat houses" a girlfriend club seems exist in all, and i've finally put in enough time or enough appearances to be noticed.
Anywhoo--she's bomb. and seriously, if I ever hear another word of crap about her house I might bitch slap the girl who says it. well, maybe not, but I know my narrow minded days are long since over and she validated everything I believed.

But now, another point from Mean Girls, "In Girl World" ---you smile, tell her boyfriend he looks better with his hair pushed back, while all the while you know its every girl for herself--viscious but perhaps true. Therefore, as always, I do my best to smile, and leave the girlfiend circle with grace--wishing to myself most secretly, but  knowing I still don't and probably won't ever qualify. After all there is that little thing of being "the friend" and not "the girlfriend"

So yeah, speaking of being "single" I've finally decided I'm the best thing HE has. I know I kinda went there the other night, but it's so now obvious.
I am so truly the best thing to have ever hit HIM.
therefore, as he's out right now with yet another blonde, even less clothed then myself, i'm contented in knowing, He'll come back, nothing will have happened, He's going to do his homework, and at 9:02 or so i'll be getting a phone call.

Ewe homework....plus Lambda-ness, yes school is in affect. Expect nothing from me, and you might be pleased to actually get it.
....and now to my own happy world of fines and fun. One of my board members just reminded me, I have just been nominated for another year, so....shall I go back to my 365 emails or attend another national meeting? I also have two books to read for class??  hmmmm,.....decisions decisions.